[ Miyuki looks both sassy and dismayed when she turns the feed on. The camera swivels to her Deino — currently resting on the soft, pudgy tummy of a sleeping Slowpoke... and still very much an egg. No wonder Miyuki doesn't seem pleased. ]

Hasn't hatched yet. It's taking, like, forever. Axe-bro did, too. I figure it just means they're really cool.

My other one hatched, though.

[ The view whirls wildly to take in a Tyrogue, entirely immersed in violently punching Axe-bro, who seems to be either unaware or wholly apathetic. ]

He's really energetic. If I don't have any other Pokémon out, he punches me. [ She laughs behind the camera, then turns it on herself, pushing her t-shirt sleeve up to show an impressive bruise. ] See?