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You've reached pokemon trainer Nero. Please leave a message after the tone.

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Comments

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And a picky eater, at that. The more you know.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Trust me, it's a cardinal sin to put an olive anywhere near his mozzarella. He sulks. It's kinda pathetic.

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Let me guess: no anchovies, either.

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[darksoulwithlight]

...why would you even want to?

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[ripped]

What's wrong with anchovies?

[Raised in a seaside town, ladies and gents.]

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[darksoulwithlight]

How bout you tell me what's RIGHT with them.

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[ripped]

They taste just fine, you baby. With some parsley and capers and tomato sauce, come on.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Oh kid. KID. We need to get you some pepperoni. Stat.

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Newsflash: you can have pepperoni and anchovies on the same pizza!

Shocking, I know.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Again. WHY

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Because I like them. Bite me.

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[darksoulwithlight]

I thought you were spoken for.

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[ripped]

You are dangerously close to losing your second-favorite-person status, here.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Nero, one of these days I'm going to get you to crack a smile. So help me.

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I smile plenty.

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[darksoulwithlight]

You'd smile more if you had less anchovies in your diet.

Next time I see you I'm buying you a real pizza. That's not negotiable.

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Don't make me buy one with anchovies, now.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Touche.