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You've reached pokemon trainer Nero. Please leave a message after the tone.

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Well, now I have to ask how.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Your old friend seems to think I'm somebody else.

Try and help me keep up that illusion, it'll make it so much easier to keep tabs on him.

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[ripped]

Second favorite, and you have a deal.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Well who am I to take the title from your best girl?

You two doing ok?

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[ripped]

You mean besides lambchop showing up and this whole garbage pileup? Yeah, we're peachy.

She's safe in Vermillion still, that's what matters. You and D doing OK on your end?

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[darksoulwithlight]

Assuming you're talking about the bigger of the two slobbery pizza fiends, yeah, we're keeping on top of things.

Don't worry about l-l-l-lambchop. Gloria's on the case.

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[Ok, now he just has to ask.]

Does he really like pizza that much?

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[darksoulwithlight]

Are swords sharp and pointy?

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[ripped]

[You know, it's the small stuff like this that really gets to Nero. Dante, who is this larger-than-life figure, being reduced to 'slobbery pizza fiend' is...kind of weird in a refreshing way.]

Guess I owe him an extra large when I meet him in person.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Just make sure you keep the olives off it and you'll be golden.

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And a picky eater, at that. The more you know.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Trust me, it's a cardinal sin to put an olive anywhere near his mozzarella. He sulks. It's kinda pathetic.

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Let me guess: no anchovies, either.

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[darksoulwithlight]

...why would you even want to?

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[ripped]

What's wrong with anchovies?

[Raised in a seaside town, ladies and gents.]

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[darksoulwithlight]

How bout you tell me what's RIGHT with them.

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They taste just fine, you baby. With some parsley and capers and tomato sauce, come on.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Oh kid. KID. We need to get you some pepperoni. Stat.

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Newsflash: you can have pepperoni and anchovies on the same pizza!

Shocking, I know.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Again. WHY

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Because I like them. Bite me.

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[darksoulwithlight]

I thought you were spoken for.

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You are dangerously close to losing your second-favorite-person status, here.

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[darksoulwithlight]

Nero, one of these days I'm going to get you to crack a smile. So help me.

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I smile plenty.