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[ripped]

[Hey, it's Nero!]

[There's an egg balanced on his head...?]

[He seems perfectly unconcerned. It's an Axew egg, for anyone who might care to note. It is, specifically, a gift egg, from someone he dearly wants to freak out a little, because of Reasons.]

[He flashes the Earth badge.]

I'm about done here, the Gym was a pain. Gonna head back to Saffron. [Pointing to the thing on top of his head, which wobbles precariously.] I'm thinking about scrambled egg for lunch. If anybody's got any recipes, I'm all ears.

[Click. (And no worries, the egg is perfectly safe, but if you'd like to assume otherwise, feel free!)]

[private text message to Kyrie:]
Do you have time?


[[ooc. post before bed! Replies will come in a few hours.]]

Comments

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[doitrockapella]

That's good for you, but for the other people watching, antics like those may not go over easy.

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[ripped]

This audience is pretty hard-boiled. Guess I just have to keep the sunny side up.

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[doitrockapella]

That is the best way to navigate a tough crowd, in my egg-sperience.

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[ripped]

I don't have much of a choice. I'm fried if I don't.

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[doitrockapella]

And in for a scramble no matter what you do.

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[ripped]

Exactly. I can't afford to shell out too hard on this one, so I just have to hope things don't get egg-splosive.

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[doitrockapella]

It'd be a shame if the backlash egg-ceeded your egg-spectations.

Though I admit, I'm curious what you're aiming to achieve with this little egg-cercise.

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[ripped]

Let's just say I know someone who could bear to be a little less egg-xacting.

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[doitrockapella]

That's a creative way of egg-stinguishing a problem behavior.

I just hope it doesn't egg-xacerbate your problems, instead.