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[ripped]

[Hey, it's Nero!]

[There's an egg balanced on his head...?]

[He seems perfectly unconcerned. It's an Axew egg, for anyone who might care to note. It is, specifically, a gift egg, from someone he dearly wants to freak out a little, because of Reasons.]

[He flashes the Earth badge.]

I'm about done here, the Gym was a pain. Gonna head back to Saffron. [Pointing to the thing on top of his head, which wobbles precariously.] I'm thinking about scrambled egg for lunch. If anybody's got any recipes, I'm all ears.

[Click. (And no worries, the egg is perfectly safe, but if you'd like to assume otherwise, feel free!)]

[private text message to Kyrie:]
Do you have time?


[[ooc. post before bed! Replies will come in a few hours.]]

Comments

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[comeatmibro]

[ Who was he trying to freak out again? Because as alarmed as Miyuki looks, she doesn't seem half as upset as the towering Haxorus in the background, currently being held back from the 'Gear only by the grace of a much larger Tyranitar.

You can almost hear them.

'Let me at 'im! I'm gonna take his ass apart! Let me go! Let me go!'

'Honey, honey— calm down. Sweetheart, please—' ]

Dude! [ Miyuki brings the 'Gear closer to her face, effectively taking up the entire screen. ] What part of 'kick your stupid butt' didn't you get?! Take that egg off your head, you stupid moron!

[ Someone needs to work on expanding her vocabulary. ]

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[paladinlost]

A pain? How was it a pain?

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[doitrockapella]

I assume there's a good egg-splanation for the way you're handling that egg.

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[memorychains]

D-don't eat it!

[OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU EVEN]

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[usedscratch]

YOU CAN'T EAT EGG! THERE IS A POKEY IN IT!!!!!!!!

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[pinnedbangs]

[SUDDEN CONFLICT. Eggs are like chickens. Chickens taste good. ...But apparently people don't eat pokemon. So. Why not give it a try. . . . . ?

But. No. There should be no encouraging. But the curiosity!! B-But the taboo!!]

Tamagoyaki.

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[havemercy]

There's always time for you, Nero. Have you been well? I see that you still have your sense of humor. Please refrain from ending up arrested for cruel and unusual punishment.

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[impulsives]

...

Well.

I...guess... scrambing it might be a good choice.

[He's not sure whether to just joke around or be a bit horrified.]

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[babel_hacker]

There's omurice, if you want a recipe.

...So how was the gym a pain?

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[darkenedgales]

[... It's not the first time Crow hears someone express willingness to eat a Pokémon egg (or so he thinks, anyway), but it makes him raise an eyebrow anyway.]

... I might, if you promise it's not the egg on your head you'll be eating.

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[usedshooshpap]

Pidgey eggs are delicious.

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[darksoulwithlight]

What about special fried rice? Got any soy sauce?

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[getthehorns]

Nice hat. Hope it doesn't double as breakfast.

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[rooster_shout]

Wow, how are you doing that? [One would think he'd be more concerned about that.]

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[bamfsecretary]

I would suggest using an egg that a Pokemon won't hatch from, for starters.