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[ripped]

[Hey, it's Nero!]

[There's an egg balanced on his head...?]

[He seems perfectly unconcerned. It's an Axew egg, for anyone who might care to note. It is, specifically, a gift egg, from someone he dearly wants to freak out a little, because of Reasons.]

[He flashes the Earth badge.]

I'm about done here, the Gym was a pain. Gonna head back to Saffron. [Pointing to the thing on top of his head, which wobbles precariously.] I'm thinking about scrambled egg for lunch. If anybody's got any recipes, I'm all ears.

[Click. (And no worries, the egg is perfectly safe, but if you'd like to assume otherwise, feel free!)]

[private text message to Kyrie:]
Do you have time?


[[ooc. post before bed! Replies will come in a few hours.]]

Comments

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[comeatmibro]

[ Who was he trying to freak out again? Because as alarmed as Miyuki looks, she doesn't seem half as upset as the towering Haxorus in the background, currently being held back from the 'Gear only by the grace of a much larger Tyranitar.

You can almost hear them.

'Let me at 'im! I'm gonna take his ass apart! Let me go! Let me go!'

'Honey, honey— calm down. Sweetheart, please—' ]

Dude! [ Miyuki brings the 'Gear closer to her face, effectively taking up the entire screen. ] What part of 'kick your stupid butt' didn't you get?! Take that egg off your head, you stupid moron!

[ Someone needs to work on expanding her vocabulary. ]

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[ripped]

[Nero grins, calm and easy. He's not particularly afraid of Axe-bro, no.]

But it's comfortable. Ah well, I guess if you want me to.

[He tilts his head, and the egg drops.]










[And then he catches it at the last fucking second like a giant douche.]

[Miyuki do you love him.]

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[paladinlost]

A pain? How was it a pain?

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[ripped]

He doesn't use just one type, like the others.

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[doitrockapella]

I assume there's a good egg-splanation for the way you're handling that egg.

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[ripped]

Sure there is. Call it an egg-speriment.

[Pun-off? You know it.]

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[memorychains]

D-don't eat it!

[OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU EVEN]

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[ripped]

Come on, haven't you ever wondered what it'd taste like?

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[usedscratch]

YOU CAN'T EAT EGG! THERE IS A POKEY IN IT!!!!!!!!

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[ripped]

Hey now, the pokemon won't even know.

[This is too easy.]

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[pinnedbangs]

[SUDDEN CONFLICT. Eggs are like chickens. Chickens taste good. ...But apparently people don't eat pokemon. So. Why not give it a try. . . . . ?

But. No. There should be no encouraging. But the curiosity!! B-But the taboo!!]

Tamagoyaki.

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[ripped]

What's that?

[Honestly curious. HE MAY WIND UP ACTUALLY EATING EGGS FOR LUNCH, LMAO]

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[havemercy]

There's always time for you, Nero. Have you been well? I see that you still have your sense of humor. Please refrain from ending up arrested for cruel and unusual punishment.

phone call;

[ripped]

[Ring ring ring, ring ring ring! Phone call! Phone call!]

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[impulsives]

...

Well.

I...guess... scrambing it might be a good choice.

[He's not sure whether to just joke around or be a bit horrified.]

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[ripped]

Hey, I was thinking that myself. Great minds, huh?

[Nero is just joking...but it's hard to tell with the carnivorous look in his eyes.]

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[babel_hacker]

There's omurice, if you want a recipe.

...So how was the gym a pain?

[Video]

[ripped]

The gym was a bitch because the guy's six pokemon are all six different types. What's ohm-rice, though?

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[darkenedgales]

[... It's not the first time Crow hears someone express willingness to eat a Pokémon egg (or so he thinks, anyway), but it makes him raise an eyebrow anyway.]

... I might, if you promise it's not the egg on your head you'll be eating.

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[ripped]

'Course not. The hell do you take me for?

[There's Nero, with the egg on his lap, a smile playing on his face.]

Though I am thinking of eggs for lunch. Protein's good for you.

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[usedshooshpap]

Pidgey eggs are delicious.

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[ripped]

Serious? [He doesn't look bothered. The egg is in his hands now, and he drums his fingers against the shell.] Find a nest or something?

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[darksoulwithlight]

What about special fried rice? Got any soy sauce?

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[ripped]

I could get some. What makes it special?

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[getthehorns]

Nice hat. Hope it doesn't double as breakfast.

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[ripped]

Hey, clothes that double as food are totally practical.

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[rooster_shout]

Wow, how are you doing that? [One would think he'd be more concerned about that.]

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[bamfsecretary]

I would suggest using an egg that a Pokemon won't hatch from, for starters.