08 ☣ video; backdated to the first.

[ripped]

[Hey, it's Nero!]

[There's an egg balanced on his head...?]

[He seems perfectly unconcerned. It's an Axew egg, for anyone who might care to note. It is, specifically, a gift egg, from someone he dearly wants to freak out a little, because of Reasons.]

[He flashes the Earth badge.]

I'm about done here, the Gym was a pain. Gonna head back to Saffron. [Pointing to the thing on top of his head, which wobbles precariously.] I'm thinking about scrambled egg for lunch. If anybody's got any recipes, I'm all ears.

[Click. (And no worries, the egg is perfectly safe, but if you'd like to assume otherwise, feel free!)]

[private text message to Kyrie:]
Do you have time?


[[ooc. post before bed! Replies will come in a few hours.]]

Comments

voice;

[ripped]

[[By 'look' I meant 'sound' because...I pay attention...all the time...]]

Huh. Guess it takes all kinds. If it turns out tasting like last month's takeout just because you don't have a point of reference, though, I'm still blaming you.

voice; and I am forever sorry

[usedshooshpap]

Go blow yourself.

It's still better than dining on dried fruit and whatever you can carry that doesn't fucking spoil.

voice; lmao Nero's a big boy, he can take it<3

[ripped]

[Nero laughs.]

Got a girlfriend, thanks. Relax, teapot, I'm yanking your chain. I said I was game, didn't I?

voice; oh i know he can <3

[usedshooshpap]

Then don't go blaming the innocents.

voice;

[ripped]

Innocent? After you tell me to 'go blow myself'? I've met demons with potty mouths less filthy than yours, kid.

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

I'm seriously starting to wonder if humans just don't get the practicality of language.

...

Then again, highblood vernacular seems to be the norm for you pink fleshbeasts. I shouldn't be so annoyed.