08 ☣ video; backdated to the first.

[ripped]

[Hey, it's Nero!]

[There's an egg balanced on his head...?]

[He seems perfectly unconcerned. It's an Axew egg, for anyone who might care to note. It is, specifically, a gift egg, from someone he dearly wants to freak out a little, because of Reasons.]

[He flashes the Earth badge.]

I'm about done here, the Gym was a pain. Gonna head back to Saffron. [Pointing to the thing on top of his head, which wobbles precariously.] I'm thinking about scrambled egg for lunch. If anybody's got any recipes, I'm all ears.

[Click. (And no worries, the egg is perfectly safe, but if you'd like to assume otherwise, feel free!)]

[private text message to Kyrie:]
Do you have time?


[[ooc. post before bed! Replies will come in a few hours.]]

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[ Who was he trying to freak out again? Because as alarmed as Miyuki looks, she doesn't seem half as upset as the towering Haxorus in the background, currently being held back from the 'Gear only by the grace of a much larger Tyranitar.

You can almost hear them.

'Let me at 'im! I'm gonna take his ass apart! Let me go! Let me go!'

'Honey, honey— calm down. Sweetheart, please—' ]

Dude! [ Miyuki brings the 'Gear closer to her face, effectively taking up the entire screen. ] What part of 'kick your stupid butt' didn't you get?! Take that egg off your head, you stupid moron!

[ Someone needs to work on expanding her vocabulary. ]

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[Nero grins, calm and easy. He's not particularly afraid of Axe-bro, no.]

But it's comfortable. Ah well, I guess if you want me to.

[He tilts his head, and the egg drops.]










[And then he catches it at the last fucking second like a giant douche.]

[Miyuki do you love him.]

video; 1/? you asked for it

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[ Holy crap did he really just— ]

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[ He did. ]

video; 3/?

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[ — oh thankgodhecaughtit.

Whew. That was close. ]

video; 4/?

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[ ...

Nero... ]

video; 5/?

[comeatmibro]

[ here it goes. ]

—you giant stupid idiot jerkface!

video; 6/6!

[comeatmibro]

What kind of big stupid jerk does that?! I hope you never have babies! Who'd wanna have babies with you anyway?! You're a huge moron and I hate you!

video; 1/2

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[Excuse him, he started cracking up around 4/6 because god, Miyuki's so entertaining when she's tiny and pissed off.]

video; 2/2

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[It takes a moment, but eventually the chuckles dissipate and all Miyuki is left with is a smirk.]

[If she were older, here's where he'd make a crack about baby-making and Kyrie, but as is he just tilts his head knowingly.]

What? Don't want any little Neros running around? You'd make a great babysitter, kid.

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[ Excuse her while she seethes. ]

I would sit on them. I would sit on every single one of them.

[ She is so fucking serious right now. ]