08 ☣ video; backdated to the first.

[ripped]

[Hey, it's Nero!]

[There's an egg balanced on his head...?]

[He seems perfectly unconcerned. It's an Axew egg, for anyone who might care to note. It is, specifically, a gift egg, from someone he dearly wants to freak out a little, because of Reasons.]

[He flashes the Earth badge.]

I'm about done here, the Gym was a pain. Gonna head back to Saffron. [Pointing to the thing on top of his head, which wobbles precariously.] I'm thinking about scrambled egg for lunch. If anybody's got any recipes, I'm all ears.

[Click. (And no worries, the egg is perfectly safe, but if you'd like to assume otherwise, feel free!)]

[private text message to Kyrie:]
Do you have time?


[[ooc. post before bed! Replies will come in a few hours.]]

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[Nero grins, calm and easy. He's not particularly afraid of Axe-bro, no.]

But it's comfortable. Ah well, I guess if you want me to.

[He tilts his head, and the egg drops.]










[And then he catches it at the last fucking second like a giant douche.]

[Miyuki do you love him.]

video; 1/? you asked for it

[comeatmibro]

[ Holy crap did he really just— ]

video; 2/?

[comeatmibro]

[ He did. ]

video; 3/?

[comeatmibro]

[ — oh thankgodhecaughtit.

Whew. That was close. ]

video; 4/?

[comeatmibro]

[ ...

Nero... ]

video; 5/?

[comeatmibro]

[ here it goes. ]

—you giant stupid idiot jerkface!

video; 6/6!

[comeatmibro]

What kind of big stupid jerk does that?! I hope you never have babies! Who'd wanna have babies with you anyway?! You're a huge moron and I hate you!

video; 1/2

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[Excuse him, he started cracking up around 4/6 because god, Miyuki's so entertaining when she's tiny and pissed off.]

video; 2/2

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[It takes a moment, but eventually the chuckles dissipate and all Miyuki is left with is a smirk.]

[If she were older, here's where he'd make a crack about baby-making and Kyrie, but as is he just tilts his head knowingly.]

What? Don't want any little Neros running around? You'd make a great babysitter, kid.

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[comeatmibro]

[ Excuse her while she seethes. ]

I would sit on them. I would sit on every single one of them.

[ She is so fucking serious right now. ]